TOTAL NONSENSE SERIES

Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon
Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon
Splash !

Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
So? What's the big deal?

Dharti so rahi hai,Aasman so raha hai
Dharti so rahi hai,Aasman so raha hai
Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?

Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar
Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar......
Ekhathar, bahathar, chauhathar !(trihathar is on leave )

Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain......
Bilkul jaise kal chamak rahe the...(wah wah)

kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata
haikabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ....
ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai??

PYAAR MEIN DHOKA SERIES :

Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,
tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;
kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?

Maine tumhare yaadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya
Magar tum itney be-wafa nikle ki nahake chal diye.

Woh chham chham karke aayee
Aur chham chham karke chalee gayee
Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha
Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee.

Badi der se jinki zulfon pe nazren jamaye baithe the
Badi der se jinki zulfon pe nazren jamaye baithe the
Paas jakar dekha to sardarji nikla (wah wah)।

Shaadi ke Pehle, Shaadi ke baad

Shaadi ke pehle - Agar Tum Na Hote:-(
Shaadi ke baad - Agar Tum Na Hote :-)
Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya
Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?
Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai
Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha
Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye
Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye
Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge
Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi
Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi
Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap
Shaadi ke baad - Bechara Baap
Shaadi ke pehle - Titanic
Shaadi ke baad - Mortgage
Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Aapke Hai Koun?
Shaadi ke baad - Barbadi Ka Kaaran
Shaadi ke pehle - Yes Boss:-)
Shaadi ke baad - Yes Boss:-(
Shaadi ke pehle - Mere Sapno Ki Rani
Shaadi ke baad - Chutki Ki Amma
Shaadi ke pehle - Kabhi Kabhi
Shaadi ke baad - If you are lucky
Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen
Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen?

3.Mumtaz

before marriage
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takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoonlekin mumtaz nahi milti

an ode to all the devdas
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takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon,
aji, mumtaz mil gayi hai
magarwoh shaadi nahi karti

after marriage
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takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoonlekin mumtaz nahi marti

For those familiar with Ghalib...

Yeh na thi hamari kismat, jo visal-e-yaar hota
kaise dost mile hain...punch, sandy aur thota

Unko dekhe se jo jo aa jaati hai chehre par raunak
Unko dekhe se jo jo aa jaati hai chehre par raunak
Wo samajhte hain ki Dove kharid kar laayein hain

Khud ko kar buland itnaa..
Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche..
aur khuda tumse puche..
'Abe gadhe.. ab utrega kaise'

Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya
Ke kal raat mainey itna kyon khaaya.

Gum woh cheez hai..
Jisse kagaz chipkaaye jaate hain

Aur, end me Ghalib ke liye ek dam fit sher.
Kyon apni kabra khod raha hai Galib
La, phawda mujhe de।

Modern Day

jawaab teri shayari ka....
denge hum shayari mein....
naam tera likh baithe hain....
apne electronic diary mein....

main tere pyaar mein kutta ho gaya......
main tere pyaar mein kutta ho gaya......
main tere pyaar mein kutta ho gaya......
yakeen na ho to... Bhow Bhow !!!!!

Teri aankhen hain ya gahari jhil......
Teri aankhen hain ya gahari jhil......
Vishwas nahin hota to 'Chapaak'

Door se dekha ande ubal rahe the,
Paas ja ke dekha takle uchal rahe the......

Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki Mail Aanna Band Hai......
App hi humse naraz hain ya Mail Server band Hai........

Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.Wah....Wah...................

Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai,
Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai,
Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti haiWah....Wah...................

Ladka bola :
kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
bahana gham ka hota, hum inke ghar to aate.

Ladki boli:
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,Bewkoof,
Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.Wah.....Wah..............

Tune mere tan se khelaTune mere dhan se khela
Tune mere man se khela..Tune mere tan se khela
Tune mere dhan se khelaTune mere man se khela..
Well played, Well played, Well played...

शेरो शायरी

Mat pee sharab galib masjid mein baith kar ek hi botal hai,
kahin khuda na mang le. wah*wah*wah*wah

Dharti so rahi hai,
Aasman so raha hai
Dharti so rahi hai
Aasman so raha hai
Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai? *wah*wah*wah*wah

Dibbe pe dibbe, dibbe pe dibbe Dibbe pe dibbe,
dibbe pe dibbeDIBBE pe dibbe, DIBBE PE dibbe
Are wah, kya balance!

Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Main hu yahan,
tu hai wahanLifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan. *wah*wah*wah*wah

Bakari chadhi pahad par , pani peene ko
Bakari chadhi pahad par , pani peene ko
pani mila nahin, bakari neeche ootar aayee. *wah*wah*wah*

wah Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain....
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!! *wah wah wah *

mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lagi hai
mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lagi hai
mujhe kyon infinite loop me dal rahi hai?? *wah*wah

Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
Melody khao khud jaan jao......... *wah*wah*wah

Maine tumhare yaadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya
Magar tum itney be-wafa nikle ki nahake chal diye *wah*wah

kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ...
ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai?? *wah*wah*wah

Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye *wah*wah*wah*wah*wah

Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi.......
Dooor se dekhaaa.. to kuchh dikha nahi......
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi *wah*wah*wah

Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha......
Dooor se dekha.. to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa.......
Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa....... *wah*wah*wah

Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter *wah*wah*wah

Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Sin theta by cos theta is equal to tan theta *wah*wah*wah*wah*wah

Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pitaTan ki shakti,
manki shakti, Bournvita *wah*wah*wah*wah*वह